Renaissance Geek

Monday, March 12, 2007

Moving!

I have moved my blog to a new location, rechristened it with a new name, and begun populating it with new content. Newness!

Just go here: http://www.longbarcorp.com/blog/

Hope to see you there!

+ Beth +

Saturday, October 21, 2006

ReBlog

I'm overhauling my blog, so expect to see no new postings at all for the next 2-3 months whilst I revamp the blog's focus, name, look and back-end. The location is likely to change as well, but if it does I'll post the new link here as soon as may be.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Epistolary

I recently finished a very short story called "Epistolary," which is currently making the rounds for potential publication. Here's an excerpt:


My darkness, my core, my unopened eyes,

I write you this on a sheet of dark matter in a burst of electromagnetic radiation. Forgive my poor script but I am cramped and cumbersome on the surface of this neutron star. Time is dragged down into lethargy and my patience is compressed to a painful disc of anxiety.

The time is not yet right. Time is not yet right. I mark the moments in prisoner’s ticks, my anvil, my rock, my darkened lighthouse. The moments collect on my chest, my belly, my eyes. They are tiny. Dense.

Your rescue is distant as a star. But am I not your magnet, your charm, your strange hero?

I will send this on the next rotation.

It is so hard to move.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005



Beth Adele Long's Aliases



Your movie star name: Lemon Poppyseed Muffins Howard

Your fashion designer name is Beth Milan

Your socialite name is Betharooni Dunedin

Your fly girl / guy name is B Lon

Your detective name is Panther Puritan

Your barfly name is Apple Jacks Martini

Your soap opera name is Adele Wingate Avenue

Your rock star name is Nerds SR71 Blackbird

Your star wars name is Bettay Lonlil

Your punk rock band name is The Stressed Bumbershoot


Saturday, March 06, 2004

Wow. A wacky web test that actually yields accurate results! Or at least, I hope they're accurate, given that I came out as...




You're Prufrock and Other Observations!

by T.S. Eliot

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.


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